St. Louis Cardinals

The Cardinals' breakdown page is one of the wildest in the entire Jomboy archive, and not always for reasons you'd expect. With 11 breakdowns, St. Louis has delivered some genuinely huge viral moments.

The most-viewed video technically tagged to the Cardinals is a wrestling breakdown from the 2016 Olympics. Over 7.2 million views. That's Jomboy for you. Sometimes a Cardinals breakdown isn't even about the Cardinals. The algorithm works in mysterious ways.

But the real Cardinals gem is the team asking to check the hitter's bat after he hits a grand slam. 5.8 million views. The audacity of losing a grand slam and then trying to get the bat inspected is peak baseball pettiness, and Jomboy narrates it with the exact energy it deserves.

Manager Mike Shildt getting ejected after his batter isn't granted time got 1.8 million views and is a masterclass in the art of the managerial meltdown. Shildt went nuclear, and Jomboy caught every word.

The Cardinals scoring 10 runs in the first inning against the Braves is also filed here, with over 2.2 million views. When the Cardinals offense decides to show up, they don't ease into it. They score a week's worth of runs before the first commercial break.

St. Louis doesn't generate a ton of ejections compared to some teams, but the ones they have are spectacular. The Cardinals' Jomboy legacy is built on a few huge moments rather than a steady stream, and those moments have combined for some of the highest view counts of any team in the database.