Mets and Cardinals brawl, a breakdown

by keeps you're not gonna like if you go

bald and you could have prevented it by

going to keeps last year the mets were

third in the nl at getting hit and then

they brought over canna and martay and

some other players that get hit all the

time so we tried to warn you on talking

baseball be ready this team's gonna get

hit by pitches so the mets should be

climbing up the nl rankings in total hit

by pitches the mets are going to kill

hit by pitch game look for some fights

yeah some fights

some fights and you're right because a

lot of the hit by pitches are just kind

of their arms sticking out or their toes

sticking out but some of them have been

really

scary like that one to the head and that

one to the head

and that one to the head

and then this one from the cardinals to

the head elanja's been hitting the head

twice and that is scary he gets up and

jogs and then after alonzo gets hit they

hit jd davis in the foot just a direct

shot to the foot and the mets are sick

and tired of this they don't like it

they're getting hurt they're getting hit

at a crazy rate

they don't enjoy it they want out jd

davis out the game so the next inning

after davis gets hit maybe this is on

purpose maybe it's just a slip aronado

the batter for the cardinals he

definitely i think

he's prepared to get thrown at he's like

hey

we've hit a couple there guys they're

gonna hit me so the first pitch is high

and inside now it's not incredibly high

it's not incredibly inside but aronado

isn't a fan he's gonna bounce over he's

gonna look at the pitcher kind of nod

look at him like okay all right all

right hey my guy hey do it again

hey do it again

vamos let's go

um says hey comments no [ __ ] that do it

again do it again

do it again he's really this is like an

actor like an acting coach like come on

bring it

bring it give me everything you get give

me everything you got he's furious

absolutely tosses the catcher just a bad

afternoon badass just nope you're over

there you over there uh here's this i

think it's funny because the pitcher

didn't hear like half of that you can

see him yelling nod yeah do it again the

pitcher's not even looking not and not

even looking now he's kind of like oh

what what are you yelling

what are you yelling and then the

catcher is just going to get tossed to

the side now here's how all the dugouts

empties this is the mats kind of casual

here's the bullpen of the mats a long

run in by them the bullpen of the

cardinals is hilarious all the relievers

run down the ramp and it's just an

absolute log jam at the end they can't

get out they can't open the door it's

just like a stampede but meanwhile

giovano gallegos is like i'll just go

over the wall dude see you guys later

reverse that he's on the fence and this

guy who's at the end of the line looks

over he's like oh [ __ ]

oh

where'd he go yep i'm off see you guys

later enjoy getting stuck at the door

fixes his hat readies himself for battle

now the cardinals bench you got goldie

tightening the water bottle before he

absolutely slams it to the ground and

then he's off to the races pretty

thoughtful of him to tighten that first

and now this is the main story you got

Pete Alonso and the first base coach for

the cardinals this is where all the

action happens in the pile everything

else is just kind of what you would

expect it to be but

you can see the coach wraps them up and

he's just wrapping alonso up everyone

else is just kind of doing the thing

pushing moving and then you have genesis

cabrera rip alonzo's jersey and they

just get him out of the pile look at

this a two-man wrecking crew just pull

alonzo right out of the pile

cabrera and the coach alonso stands up

and he's still going after him keeping

him on the perimeter finally alonzo's

like who is this like who are you

hey guy who are you and he says who am i

i'm stubby the third grandson of David

ezra oscar stubby son of keith ezra

stubby

father of cooper study i come from

windsor which is basically just detroit

and i just took you down man and

alanza's like

what hey guy who are you and wayne was

like hey stubby stubby lay off it may

stub you lay off him hey stubby lay off

him then alonzo's gonna get a lot of

like sympathy pat's like oh it's okay

buddy it's okay we got you buddy it's

all right buddy we got you it's okay and

wayne's gonna it's okay buddy we got you

don't worry about it that was just

stubby you know he's just our little

guard dog and then he's going to give

some pats back and he says i'm good are

you guys good are you good okay who is

that guy again what did you say his name

was stubby

from windsor these fans look at this fan

foo man shoe mustache backwards hats

sunglasses beer in one el

hell yeah yeah

they got to see exactly what they wanted

Aaron otto catching his breath he's like

all right

all right i'm gonna be back in the game

right for sure and they're like no uh

it's okay so looks like erinato and

probably that stubby dude we kicked them

them out so they get ejected

goldie gets his water finishes it

alonzo's walking around getting back in

the field like what just happened

i was just on the outside and also what

was his name his name was stubby

damn

damn

damn

damn

stubby

a guy named stubby got me i'm a polar

bear get him stubby got me damn damn

damn damn i got pulled from behind

actually genesis cabrera grabbed me by

the back of the collar and then then he

just ripped down and then the coach just

kind of jumped on me and i thought that

was kind of kind of cheap going

going from behind i mean

i mean that's if you want to if you want

to hold me back if you want to restrain

me go at me like a man i just watched

the video he's making sure that that guy

doesn't come after one of ours he's

holding him back

i don't see an issue with it at all

i watched it several times before coming

in here and

he's keeping their guy from getting on

top of one of ours so

i'm okay with it

i totally understand because i'm a big

guy i'm a big strong guy and he his

obviously the manager wants to

have protection for for his team and his

staff and i totally get it and for me

like i'm a big strong guy they don't

they don't know like my temper they

don't know what i could do i mean if i

wanted to put someone in the hospital i

easily could but i was just out there

trying to protect my guys

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