Adrian Houser makes an error then pukes on the mound, a breakdown
What Happened
Adrian Houser, the starting pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers, is on the mound in the first inning. He's throwing hard, clocking 96 mph on his fastball. On the third batter of the inning, Houser makes an error, booting the ball back to him. As he goes to field the ball, his stomach clearly starts to turn. Houser tries to hold it in, but the inevitable happens - he pukes right there on the mound. Brewers third baseman Mike Moustakas quickly comes over to the mound, gathering his teammates around Houser to give him some privacy. The trainers come out and check on Houser, who gets some water to rinse out his mouth. Houser seems unfazed, simply acknowledging that he sometimes pukes when he makes errors, saying "it's okay, I just puke sometimes." The umpires and opposing players give Houser a moment to collect himself and he is able to finish the inning, getting the count to full before striking out the batter. Announcer John provides some tongue-in-cheek analysis, joking that Houser's puke-inducing errors are actually an intimidation tactic and that the numbers support him pitching better after throwing up on the mound. Despite the unorthodox start to his outing, Houser settles in and has an excellent game. He goes on to pitch six innings, allowing just one earned run while striking out 10 batters. quips that Houser should consider growing a "puke tree" to fertilize the mound. The Brewers ultimately come away with the victory, but the lasting image is of Adrian Houser battling through his stomach issues and emerging stronger on the other side. It's a testament to his mental toughness and unwavering focus, even in the face of unexpected physical challenges on the mound.
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Brewers today this one's brought to you
by affordable jerseys dot-com 96 miles
per hour first inning third batter 96
again bullpens thinking damn he's
throwing hard today doesn't even look
like he's gonna throw up wrong
off-speed there doesn't get the call
fastball no check swing or eating they
did didn't look chopper right back to
him third out of the inning aw boots it
speaking of boots boot and rally comes
to mind oh my god stomachs turning hold
it in Adrian hold you're not gonna puke
you're not gonna puke we're not doing
this okay [ __ ] we're gotta throw up hey
we gotta throw up hey Moustakas can you
crowd the guys around me yeah okay guys
don't really want to be around a moose
is like you know come on let's get the
man some privacy let's cover him up no
one wants to see him puke in trainers
like you okay he's like yeah and just
puke and that's all okay get the man
some water if you're acting if you're
wondering why this seems normal it's
because it is house there's a puker this
is last year puked on the mound it's his
intimidation thing you know why you're
not going to want to face a guy who's
puking all over the ball throwing puke
balls left and right at your face he's
great after it pukes the numbers support
it so you know you just kind of puke
when you gotta puke get them some water
you know I could use some water because
I just threw up so hey quick tip don't
brush your teeth after you throw up it
ruins the enamel or some [ __ ] and all
the dentists are so excited that John
Boy did it again those great dental tips
you only slip some in Hauser's like yeah
it's okay I just puke when I make errors
that's all they gonna take that puke
grow it into a puke tree that's gonna be
really nice fertilize the puke
everything's good he's like ma'am sorry
about that
just like puke sometimes did he did he
finish the end of course he finished the
inning got the count to full to our door
then he strikes him out and guess what
he did the rest of the game he went six
innings pitched one earned run 10ks or
something like that dude is amazing at
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