The balls were slippery (NFL Week 1 Recap), a breakdown
What Happened
In a Week 1 NFL matchup between the Cleveland Browns and Cincinnati Bengals, the action on the field is marked by a series of sloppy plays and turnovers. Early in the game, Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson throws a pass that is tipped at the line, resulting in an interception by a Cincinnati defender. Later in the fourth quarter, a Browns player attempts to high-five a fan in the stands, but the fan is caught off guard, leading to an awkward exchange. Elsewhere, the Las Vegas Raiders open their game against the Denver Broncos with an onside kick, a "loser move" according to a Broncos fan. The kick is ruled illegal and Denver takes over. In the Cardinals-Commanders matchup, a pass goes through the hands of both the receiver and the defender, landing harmlessly on the ground as the crowd expresses their displeasure. The slippery conditions seem to plague the New York Giants, who struggle with botched snaps and fumbles throughout their game against the Dallas Cowboys. Giants quarterback Daniel Jones is sacked and the Cowboys return the fumble for a touchdown. The Giants' struggles continue, with multiple turnovers and blocked field goal attempts. In the matchup between the New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles, Patriots quarterback Mac Jones celebrates his two-point conversion with an enthusiastic series of high-fives, though the play is ultimately called back due to a penalty. 's JM Football programming announcement follows, highlighting the new football-focused content available on the channel, including the "JM Football" show featuring Rose and Bobby Skinner, as well as contributions from Panic, Jake, Kenobio and Paxton. Throughout the recap, the vivid descriptions and attention to detail paint a clear picture of the sloppy, chaotic nature of the NFL's opening week, with players and teams struggling to maintain control of the ball in the slippery conditions. The summary captures the key moments, player reactions and the overall tone of the video, providing a comprehensive account for readers who may not have seen the original footage.
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best stuff it's not the worst stuff it's
just what I found and want to share with
you I had the screen recorder running
over the weekend and then I poured
through it the last couple days and
here's what I found that I was
entertained by that I am showing to you
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dummy okay Ohio ball Cleveland
Cincinnati 10-3 and it looks like the
worst pass you'll ever see it looks like
hey hey hey you you and he just looked
at the helmet color not the Jersey color
but he's like wait hold up did I get
tipped I think it got tipped and yes it
did get tipped I don't know if it
excuses how bad of a throw and play it
was but at least it wasn't straight to
the guy yep rock on good interception
all right same game fourth quarter 10
minutes to go we're rolling to the right
and no we're not we're down we're down
we've won the fans love it this woman on
the left going for the high five for
number 32 brown but he's trying to
high-five the people behind him so she's
ignored so she's like all right I'll
just go fist I'm just going fist in the
air I wasn't trying to give you a high
five not me wouldn't be caught dead
trying to give a high five and not get
it meanwhile he's trying to give high
fives to the back row he's not getting
it so he's got to Pivot back to her and
just in the nick of time like great
peripheral vision she had to feel the
air coming she opens up it might have
been an accident but it was just
incredible timing meanwhile he's shaking
her yeah you're shaking he's excellent
oh let's fight a little bit we're boys
head on over Vegas Denver they open the
game with an onside kick which my friend
who's a Denver fan said loser move
doesn't get more of a loser move playing
a bad team trying to trick him right
away because you can't beat him upright
and it looked like they were going to
recover it the ball stays loose Orange
has it the rep's all over it but then
illegal touch kicking team number one
I'm gonna pee my pants that's not good
fourth quarter six and a half minutes to
go Vegas gets the touchdown they need
hell yeah gentle high five all right
Cardinals commanders little dump pass
goes through both teams hands goes right
through the receiver's hands right
through the defender's hands how did
that ball find grass very next throw
another one straight on the grass fans
not happy take him out come on get rid
of them take him out of the game
scrambling not even touchdown other team
not great not great oh I'm turning I'm
gonna run free now no ball popped out
happened a lot week one slippery ball
this dude he didn't care at all I got
his pretzels hey they're dripping wet
this kid's got his helmet on he's happy
second and nine in the third quarter and
the Cardinals say let's try this fun
play and they're like no no didn't work
going nowhere probably practiced that a
lot drew it up faked out their own
defense a ton 92 is just like no I'm not
dumb I'm not dumb I'm not gonna fall for
that and then they take out the old man
holding the sticks not good bend the
stick they whip the Rope right into his
face meanwhile this dude's he's getting
the attention of the cheerleader she's a
little smitten ooh hey what's up 13.
Panthers Falcons a fight that I don't
think happens in nature I think Falcon
just flies away Panther doesn't really
care first touchdown of the
quarterback's career and Hearst gets his
pet Alonso tribute on throws it into the
crowd don't worry the crowd threw it
back he got his ball we're all good stop
blowing up her spot now here's some sad
footage of some sad times for the Giants
oh my God they started off the snaps low
third and seven now you got fourth in a
bajillion that snap never got off the
ground I was I'm telling you slippery
ball the balls are extra slippery he's
freckled he's trying out a freckled look
it kind of looks cute some people are
into freckles that sucks the new grass
sucks having that stuff all on your face
that stinks field goal from now way out
blocked sad not sad if you're the
Cowboys but if you're the Giants Jones
gets bodied they run it all the way back
for a touchdown what a horrible start
for the Giants luckily things wouldn't
oh what happened
what okay still the oh no slippery ball
another touchdown on a turnover pops
right out into his hands it's like the
Cowboys what happened
what okay this will get better fourth
down down 40. let's just put some fun
points there you go first down some
extra yards oh slippery ball ripped
right out of the hands there down look
at this I got it we're finally gonna do
something and no
no what's going on and then at the very
end five minutes left we got another one
and oh yards oh popped right out luckily
they recover at that time but yeah the
balls were slippery for the Giants
Cowboys took advantage hey the ball's
slippery today let's just pop it out of
their hands easy as oh and what is going
on this is not good are you guys
watching this get that camera out of my
face American Revolution game Boston and
Philly and Mac Jones going for a
two-point conversion he gets in there
and I didn't know he was such a high
five guy that is stock standard and give
me a third one for good measure look at
that I mean he gets into the end zone
and
high five looking like Bobby Boucher yep
and yep touch hands touch hands and yep
got called back so it didn't count thank
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