Man Defends his Title and Wins back to back Shin Kicking Championships, a breakdown
What Happened
In a thrilling display of traditional English shin kicking, the defending champion steps into the ring to face off against the challenger, known only as "Babyface." The match takes place in a semi-final round, with the winner advancing to the championship. As the two men square off, the wizard-like figure, presumably the event judge, stands nearby wielding a sword. The defending champion comes out aggressively, kicking hard and looking to take an early advantage. Babyface responds with a flurry of kicks, catching the champion off balance and sending him crashing to the ground. The crowd erupts in cheers as Babyface secures the victory and moves on to the final match. In the championship round, the defending titleholder returns to the arena, determined to maintain his reign. The two competitors engage in a physical battle, trading powerful kicks and attempting to knock each other off balance. At times, the wizard obstructs the view, leading the announcer to plead with him to move aside. The action intensifies as both men become visibly fatigued, but they refuse to relent. The defending champion employs a strategy of forcing Babyface to move backwards, hoping to throw him off his footing. Babyface responds with a series of sweeping kicks, trying to capitalize on the champion's vulnerable position. As the match reaches its climax, the two men exchange a flurry of blows, each striving to land the decisive kick. The defending champion manages to knock Babyface to the ground, retaining his title in a hard-fought victory. "Babyface looks really tired, super tired," the announcer observes, as the champion celebrates his back-to-back shin kicking championships. This ancient English tradition, where competitors aim to strike each other's shins with their boots, showcases the grit and determination of these athletes. The rivalry between the defending champion and Babyface adds an extra layer of excitement to the proceedings, with the crowd eagerly cheering on their favored combatant.
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Click timestamps to jump to that momentfun sport Friday and we've got some good
old-fashioned Shin kicking this is
actually his old fashions from the 17th
century here's a semi-final match
between babyface and the left here a guy
oh there's a wizard I think he's judging
the events and there's a three-hit combo
goes with the right goes with the left
gets him off balance sweep some BAM he's
gone babyface moves on to the
championship that guy wonders I
shouldn't have signed up for this not
really that interested oh oh here's the
defending champion he comes out
aggressive kicking hard why's the judge
have his sword why does the guy got its
sword anyway he kills him he heard some
listen now this used to be it was
vicious in those days there was a lot of
intervals rivalry lads used to harden
their shins with hammers and they were
allowed to wear iron cap boots what the
[ __ ] are you serious all right here we
go this is the final match babyface
versus the defending champ he's got a
good grip almost like a hockey fight
gets them down easily there it's more
about holding the dude up then dropping
them when you get them off-balance I
think here we go
a right leg there right kick there Oh
what are they doing wizards in the way
bellies out just really embarrassing the
babyface more okay here we go
big kick there gets them off balance
comes back with the right uh-oh okay
some haze falling a little weak kick
there all right okay the wizards in the
way Oh can't see a [ __ ] thing
big kick their shirts all the way up the
straw man here we go okay wizard please
move please [ __ ] move and someone won
okay I think babyface won here we go
this is the final match winner wins ooh
big swing and a Miss okay here we go oh
that was kind of weak I think the
defending champ strategy is to get him
moving backwards so they're a little
more off-balance see he's moving
backwards I got to stop this okay he's
got to go on the aggressive now he's got
him moving backwards he got to sweep the
leg right after the other eye kicks cuz
that's when he's off balance there was a
weird one these guys look really tired
super tired a little twisty move I like
that left kick from the defending champ
okay nothing doing nothing doing
tiring each other out seeing oh big kick
there big kick there he drops the
babyface he's like
try real hard defending champ wins again
Shin kicking wins again