Greg Bird Finger Guns Breakdown
What Happened
Greg Bird steps up to the plate in the second at-bat of the game. He takes a walk, then steps back up to the plate and singles. As he returns to the first base dugout, all eyes are on him as he unleashes his signature "finger gun" celebration. Closely examining Bird's finger guns, the analyst notes their stiff, one-dimensional motion - "nothing like fun, no pizzazz, just kind of going through the motions." However, the analyst speculates that Bird may be nervous or feel undeserving of the full showmanship. The analyst believes bigger, more expressive finger guns may be on the horizon as Bird gains confidence. Despite the underwhelming technical execution, the analyst can't help but be charmed by Bird's evident joy and happiness, making it "hard to give this guy a bad finger gun score." The analyst ultimately settles on a 6.3 rating, noting that the simplistic nature of the guns fits Bird's persona as the owner of a hairless cat. The crowd erupts in cheers as Bird flashes his toothy grin, reveling in the moment. His teammates in the dugout can barely contain their amusement, cracking wide smiles as they watch Bird's celebratory display. Even the opposing players crack a few laughs, appreciating the levity Bird brings to the game. As Bird retakes his position at first base, the game continues, the score currently tied. The stakes are high, with both teams fighting for a crucial win. The long-standing rivalry between these two clubs adds an extra layer of intensity to the proceedings. In the bottom of the ninth inning, the game hangs in the balance. The Yankees trail by one run and their star slugger, Aaron Judge, steps to the plate, ready to be the hero. The crowd erupts in anticipation, hoping Judge can deliver the game-tying or game-winning hit. All eyes are on the matchup, the tension palpable as the pitcher winds and delivers.
Full Transcript
Click timestamps to jump to that momentall right Greg bird back up first that
back walk second at-bat got himself a
nice single right here and then we get
to see what everyone has been waiting
for the finger guns and here they come
guys here we go let's watch lob speed
first all right let's see now I like
gotta delve in and see what we're
actually working with they're pretty
stiff pretty one-dimensional no shake no
wiggle they're synchronized it's just
kind of like a deadly I'm gonna kill you
finger gun it's nothing like fun no
pizzazz kind of just going through the
motions but maybe he's nervous maybe he
thinks he doesn't deserve it yet to get
all the fun in I think we might have
some bigger one down the road from him
so I'm not hating on him entirely
especially when later on and we go on to
see just all this smiling how can you be
mad at this guy hard to give this guy a
bad finger gun score because he's just
the happiest guy in the world but then
again these are the finger guns up a guy
who owns a hairless cat and that's
exactly what you expect right here so
I'm gonna have to go with a solid 6.3 on
the guns with hope there's more coming