Derek Dietrich hits three home runs in three consecutive at bats vs the Pirates, a breakdown
What Happened
Derek Dietrich of the Cincinnati Reds steps to the plate against the Pittsburgh Pirates, looking to build on his hot start to the season. In his first at-bat, Dietrich faces off against Pirates pitcher Steven Brault, who tries to catch him off-guard with an 86 mph off-speed pitch. Dietrich swings through it, making an out. In his next at-bat, the Pirates go back to the same strategy, challenging Dietrich with another 86 mph off-speed pitch. This time, Dietrich is ready and he crushes the ball deep into right field for a solo home run. "Fool me once, fine," Dietrich says. "Fool me twice, fine. Fool me three times - well, you're not gonna fool me three times, because I ain't no fool." Undeterred, the Pirates decide to try a different approach in Dietrich's third at-bat, pumping in 97 mph fastballs. Dietrich nearly connects on one, narrowly missing what would have been his second home run of the day. "Damn, that was a good pitch," Dietrich says. "Damn, I just missed it. Hopefully, they throw that one again." Sure enough, the Pirates oblige, delivering another high-octane fastball, this time a bit more inside. Dietrich turns on it, sending the ball soaring over the right field fence for his second home run of the game. As Dietrich rounds the bases, he gives a little wave to the camera, embracing his newfound swagger. In his fourth and final at-bat, Dietrich faces a 2-1 count. The Pirates have a brief discussion on the mound, acknowledging that they don't want to fall behind Dietrich 3-1 and potentially have to intentionally walk him. The pitcher delivers a fastball right down the middle and Dietrich doesn't miss, blasting the ball deep into right field for his third home run of the game. Dietrich trots around the bases, shrugging his shoulders and saying, "I'm so good, they're so bad. This is fun." As he reaches the dugout, the fans give him a roaring ovation and Dietrich obliges with a curtain call, raising his arms and soaking in the adulation. "I am the best ever," he declares, flashing his signature slicked-back, jet-black hair.
Full Transcript
Click timestamps to jump to that momentdereck Dietrich had three home runs in
the game - there was the Pirates they
open him up in his first at-bat 86
off-speed swings through it later on
86 off-speed they get him to ground out
so in his next at-bat what do they do
they open him up 86 off-speed and he
sits on it and smashes it into right
field fool me once fine fool me twice
fine fool me three times well you're not
gonna fool me three times because I
ain't no fool
Dietrich looks like the guy every girl
dates and teen movies to piss off their
dad yeah he looks like that kid but
grown up and just just do she wave to
the camera Dietrich there you go hey
what's up all right and his next at-bat
they're like screw the off-speed let's
go fast balls 97 and d-trix thinking
damn I was a good pitch damn just missed
it hope he throws that one again and
they're like you know what we will throw
it again here you go a little more
inside just turn on that two home runs
in the day nice and easy that guy makes
a nice catch in right field BAM
so now he's got a home run on the
off-speed he's got a home run on the
fast balls y'all little hitch in his
giddyup there he is get up get going
blow someone a kiss boom oh I'm so
badass
did you see it dude you saw that I
wonder if he's mad next at-bat it's got
a 2-1 count so they have a little
conversation like hey man we don't want
to give this guy something to hit if you
fall into a 3-1 count we're gonna have
to intentionally walk them so throw a
strike here and make it a good one
otherwise that you're gonna get behind
and they throw fastball right down the
middle and he smashes that into right
field and shrugs his shoulders and says
I'm so good they're so bad this is fun
how many home runs you got 1 2 3 4 17 ah
so exciting I think the fans like me
they do I will give them my curtain call
I am the best ever I have gross slicked
back jet-black hair and I don't know
that's the end of this breakdown